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previously, on Dumptions and Dragons.

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We're looking for someone named Thelonious, Prim's...

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Prim's friend? Prim's gown?

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Her smile disappears.

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You mean Thelonious Prim's Bay.

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Oh, that was way off.

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He's raising undead armies to fight the Axe of Mirabar.

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Perhaps the four of us are not enough.

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You know, the four of you might just be the craziest idea,

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but he might not see it coming.

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There's an entrance to the Underdark in the city of Neverwinter.

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You'll have to trudge through

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and hopefully keep your sanity and selves as you try to find him.

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Well, that one sounds pretty scary.

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I wanted to show you how important our bond is to me,

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that the pieces of each of us help me feel whole.

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So if you would take this and keep it with you,

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I think it will help keep you safe.

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I'll never take it off.

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As I, I will wear it close to my heart.

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Yes, thank you very much.

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Alright, who's ready to get fucked?

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LAUGHTER

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master and tech support, Russ More.

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He, him.

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Also with me tonight is Tom Laird.

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Yeah, that's me.

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He, him.

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And tonight I'm playing Perseus and they go by he, him as well.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her.

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And tonight I will be Lexington,

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who I'm going to say is they, them,

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because if any, they are, they are them.

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All of them.

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They are all of them.

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And Amy More.

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I was just about to take a sip of my drink,

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just threw it right at me.

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She, her.

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And I will be playing Nenya Business.

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LAUGHTER

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You'll find out later.

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You'll find out when I find out.

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That's right.

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I've been set loose.

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Woo!

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It's going to be a good time.

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That's right.

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And from the multiple storylines and time streams

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that is Dumbgeons and Dragons,

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we have returning guest cast members here tonight

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with Rev DeShane.

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Hi, he, him.

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I'm here playing Margaret Broadcloak.

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She, her.

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And Kyle Claset.

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Hey, what's up, everyone?

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Kyle, he, him.

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And yeah, it's not any of your business still

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what I'm doing in this episode.

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We just can't get rid of Kyle now.

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He just shows up.

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Like, he's got access to the calendar, I think.

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He just clicks the link and is like,

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I'm here to play characters.

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Yeah.

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What's really weird is I just don't understand

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how he got into my house.

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That is a good thing to be concerned about,

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but don't worry.

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It will be OK.

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OK.

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He's a good housemate.

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He cleans up after himself.

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He makes dinner.

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Barely even notice me.

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It's all very positive.

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I do feel like timeframes,

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or, sorry, time streams are crossing

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because we're having guests crossover now

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from, like, different worlds,

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so it's fun.

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There's so many beards on the call tonight,

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the most ever.

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Yes, I think so.

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So many beards.

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So many beards.

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I didn't even notice,

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but now I feel underbearded.

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The beard quota is at the,

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I think the highest it's ever been.

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The highest it's ever been.

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It is, yeah.

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I haven't shaved my legs

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in, like, 18 months.

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Does that count?

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They're, like, beards for your legs?

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Sure, yeah.

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Leg beards.

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Sure.

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I think leg beard is the name

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of my other character

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I'm going to be playing tonight.

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Oh!

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Damn it!

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Damn it!

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Fuck!

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I just gave it up.

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I just gave it up.

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I just gave it up.

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You're welcome.

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Right in the intro, too.

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It's a gift you get

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when you come onto our podcast.

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Amy will create a fabulous name for you.

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You know where you get all the fabulous

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leg beards?

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Is over on Patreon.

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And by leg beards,

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I mean gifts.

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Like, rewards.

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And perks.

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And pictures of my legs.

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No.

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Don't post pictures of your legs.

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No.

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I shouldn't have sent out

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all those pictures of my legs?

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Do you have access to Patreon?

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Touché, Russ.

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Touché.

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Gotcha.

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Zing.

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Yeah, you're right.

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But you get perks and rewards

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over on Patreon,

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but you also get an episode

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dedicated to you

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like today's patron,

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Kayla Emerson.

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Thanks, Kayla.

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Thank you, Kayla.

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Thank you, Kayla.

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Thank you, Kayla.

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You can join us

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at Patreon.com

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slash dumb dragon cast

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and now

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fuck it,

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let's play.

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The city of Neverwinter

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is bustling.

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This market is filled

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and Lex

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and Margaret

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and Arvid

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and Perseus

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are pressing their way

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through having been sent here

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by Uzumaki

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as they are on the trail

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of one felonious

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primsbane.

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many wanted posters

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like more than usual.

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to have them up in town

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specifically

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repeats of

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a young halfling

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named Sullivan Sleight

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and

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a dragonborn

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named Norixius Akra

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aka

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Glim.

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You

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trying to recall

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the

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name of the guide

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who Uzumaki

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had said

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will be

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um

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one of the best

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to take you down

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into the Underdark.

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and you see a sign,

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what does the sign say

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Kyle and Amy?

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take me away.

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they've been in business

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for quite some time.

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It is a travel agency.

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there's a bunch of

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crossed out with names

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you see other things

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Is this the downtown office?

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you see like

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it's like one sign

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with just like

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it's like completely scratched out

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you can't read it

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and there's a couple other

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illegible as well

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take me away now

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has been crossed out

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they've settled on

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I want to get away

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I want to fly

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one of them says

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I'll take you away

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but that one's been

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vigorously scratched out

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it's a little kidnappy

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yep

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multiple business

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contracts

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blowing out

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of this building

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as it

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as you approach

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this is clearly a front

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for something right?

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their recycling policies

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I'm not sure why

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these papers

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are just blowing out

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some sort of wizard

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in there

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that's casting all sorts

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of wind spells

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oh

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Percy as you're right

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that could definitely

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be what's going on

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you know how wizards are

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oh this could be

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an illusion

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maybe

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just let me try something

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and Margaret steps forward

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and holds her hands out

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take me away

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oh no I didn't

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yeah I guess this is

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what it is

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it says that

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you see

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oh fuck

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I haven't even thought

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of what my character

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is going to be

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you see

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skinny kobold

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come rush

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yeah you write

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this shit down

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because I got

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I got nothing

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skinny kobold

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comes

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running

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or rushing out of that

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door

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scrambling to pick up

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papers

300
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from

301
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from the street

302
00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,280
as they're being blown

303
00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,280
blown around

304
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280
maybe we should turn

305
00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,280
the fan down

306
00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,280
no we got it

307
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,320
I'm warm

308
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,320
I'm way too warm

309
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,320
for this time of the

310
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,320
time of the year

311
00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,320
the fan stays on

312
00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,320
I told you

313
00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,320
you're learning

314
00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,320
the filing though

315
00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,320
I heard is important

316
00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,320
yes

317
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,320
you got to file

318
00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,320
otherwise

319
00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,320
otherwise we lose

320
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,320
our permit again

321
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,320
we can't have it happen

322
00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,320
I'm um

323
00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,320
I'm like five days

324
00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,320
from retirement

325
00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,320
I gotta make it

326
00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,320
you hear this just

327
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this voice

328
00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,320
coming out

329
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,320
from the

330
00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320
from the window

331
00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,320
next to the door

332
00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,320
are we sure

333
00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320
Uzumaki

334
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said that

335
00:08:37,319 --> 00:08:38,319
these were the ones

336
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,319
well I

337
00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,319
I think

338
00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:42,319
so

339
00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:44,319
they

340
00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:45,319
take me away

341
00:08:45,319 --> 00:08:46,319
or

342
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,319
take

343
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,319
I can't

344
00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:51,319
but they

345
00:08:51,319 --> 00:08:52,319
the name was said

346
00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:53,319
and best

347
00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:54,319
was used

348
00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:55,319
right

349
00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:57,319
I just wanted to confirm

350
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,319
it wasn't

351
00:08:58,319 --> 00:08:59,319
my drug induced ears

352
00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:00,319
from that

353
00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:02,319
that frivolous night

354
00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:03,319
we had

355
00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:04,319
before we left

356
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,360
yes it's

357
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,360
I mean it's hard to say

358
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,360
it seems that they've gone

359
00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,360
through quite a number

360
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,360
of names

361
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,360
it's possible they stole

362
00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,360
this name from someone

363
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,360
down the street

364
00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,360
but

365
00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:14,360
well

366
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,360
YOLO

367
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,360
as the kids say

368
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,360
I knew I shouldn't have

369
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,360
told them that one

370
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,360
thanks Percy

371
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,360
thanks Percy

372
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,360
I feel hip

373
00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,360
and you sound

374
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,360
very hip

375
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,360
well

376
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,360
well done

377
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,360
you sound

378
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,360
cool

379
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360
well

380
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,360
should we

381
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360
why don't we

382
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,360
at least

383
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,360
inquire

384
00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,399
perhaps

385
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,399
they give a better

386
00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:36,399
impression

387
00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:37,399
inside

388
00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:38,399
four of you enter

389
00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:41,399
behind this scrambling

390
00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:42,399
kobold

391
00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:43,399
who doesn't quite notice

392
00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:44,399
you as you're

393
00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,399
as they're picking up

394
00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:46,399
all the papers

395
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,399
and rushing inside

396
00:09:47,399 --> 00:09:48,399
when you get in

397
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,399
it's

398
00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:51,399
how I picture it

399
00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:52,399
is a

400
00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:53,399
and feel free

401
00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:54,399
to correct me

402
00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:55,399
on any of the details

403
00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:56,399
but like a

404
00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:57,399
dockside

405
00:09:57,399 --> 00:09:58,399
marina

406
00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,399
in Captain Ron

407
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,399
where

408
00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:02,399
why is your

409
00:10:02,439 --> 00:10:03,439
always

410
00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,439
because

411
00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:05,439
it's good

412
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,439
because it's a good

413
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,439
fucking movie

414
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:08,439
you keep

415
00:10:08,439 --> 00:10:09,439
referencing it

416
00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:10,439
every time I've been

417
00:10:10,439 --> 00:10:11,439
on this show

418
00:10:11,439 --> 00:10:12,439
I think every single

419
00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:13,439
time

420
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,439
was that one of your

421
00:10:15,439 --> 00:10:16,439
bullet points

422
00:10:16,439 --> 00:10:17,439
make sure to hit on

423
00:10:17,439 --> 00:10:18,439
Captain Ron

424
00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:19,439
material

425
00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:20,439
that's in my writer

426
00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:21,439
that Captain Ron

427
00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:22,439
has to be mentioned

428
00:10:22,439 --> 00:10:23,439
makes a lot more sense

429
00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:24,439
more Kurt Russell

430
00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:25,439
without a shirt

431
00:10:25,439 --> 00:10:26,439
is basic

432
00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:27,439
is how it's written

433
00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:28,439
so you read

434
00:10:28,439 --> 00:10:29,439
through the line

435
00:10:29,439 --> 00:10:30,439
between the lines

436
00:10:30,439 --> 00:10:31,439
no one's complaining about that

437
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,480
no exactly

438
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,480
we're talking like

439
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,480
two standing

440
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,480
like booth type

441
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,480
desks on either side

442
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,480
yeah

443
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,480
yeah but

444
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,480
a little rickety

445
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,480
worn down

446
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,480
dust covered

447
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,480
except in the places

448
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,480
where you can tell

449
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,480
that somebody

450
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,480
has clearly been standing

451
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480
with one elbow

452
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,480
behind the desk

453
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,480
because there's a spot

454
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,480
there where there's

455
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,480
well also all the wind though

456
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,480
all the wind

457
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480
so there's clouds

458
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,480
plumes of dust

459
00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,480
rather than just

460
00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,480
settled

461
00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:01,519
because of all of

462
00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:02,519
the wind and fans

463
00:11:02,519 --> 00:11:03,519
there's a

464
00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:04,519
there's a spinning

465
00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:05,519
little display

466
00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:06,519
with a bunch of

467
00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:07,519
tour guide

468
00:11:07,519 --> 00:11:08,519
information

469
00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:09,519
pamphlets and whatnot

470
00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:10,519
and you see

471
00:11:10,519 --> 00:11:11,519
this old

472
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:12,519
old

473
00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:13,519
like

474
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:14,519
near retirement

475
00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:15,519
age

476
00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:16,519
human man

477
00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:17,519
bald

478
00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:18,519
giant bushy

479
00:11:18,519 --> 00:11:19,519
eyebrows

480
00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:20,519
hair growing

481
00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:21,519
out of his ears

482
00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:22,519
and he's just like

483
00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:23,519
this one goes here

484
00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:24,519
this one goes

485
00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:25,519
oh good god

486
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,519
we actually have

487
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,519
customers

488
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,519
we actually

489
00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:29,519
flanks

490
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,559
here

491
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:31,559
time to learn

492
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:32,559
oh

493
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,559
okay

494
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,559
welcome

495
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:35,559
hello

496
00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:36,559
welcome to

497
00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:37,559
welcome

498
00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:38,559
what did we name

499
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:39,559
the place again

500
00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:40,559
what did we change

501
00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:41,559
it to recently

502
00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:42,559
I'll take you

503
00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:43,559
away

504
00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:44,559
I'll take

505
00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:45,559
you away

506
00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:46,559
no

507
00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:47,559
that's the one

508
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:48,559
that we're not supposed

509
00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:49,559
to use because

510
00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:50,559
the boss has said

511
00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:51,559
that it's aggressive

512
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:52,559
oh right

513
00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:53,559
take

514
00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,559
take me away

515
00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:55,559
take me away

516
00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:56,559
take me away

517
00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:57,559
so you want us

518
00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:58,559
to take you away

519
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,600
no

520
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,600
we'll take

521
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,600
you away

522
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,600
I think I just circled

523
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,600
back to the first one

524
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,600
we'll take you

525
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,600
wherever the hell

526
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,600
you want to go

527
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600
where the hell are you

528
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,600
going

529
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600
yeah

530
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,600
you need a pamphlet

531
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,600
we got lots of pamphlets

532
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,600
I also have brochures

533
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,600
oh I would take

534
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,600
a brochure

535
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,600
I have not had

536
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600
the lesson yet

537
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,600
the training

538
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,600
on the difference

539
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600
between the pamphlet

540
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600
and the brochure

541
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600
maybe I could give you

542
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,600
one of each

543
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,600
Lex how about you

544
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600
talk to the older

545
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600
fellow

546
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,600
and I'll take

547
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,600
the brochure

548
00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:28,639
oh take it

549
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:29,639
I could point

550
00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:30,639
some pictures to you

551
00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:31,639
sir

552
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:32,639
or

553
00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:33,639
names japes

554
00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:34,639
ma'am

555
00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:35,639
one more time

556
00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:36,639
I'm sorry

557
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:37,639
japes

558
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:38,639
it's lovely

559
00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:39,639
to meet you

560
00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:40,639
I'm Lex

561
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:41,639
arvid

562
00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:42,639
margaret

563
00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:43,639
percy

564
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,639
Lex arvid

565
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,639
margaret

566
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,639
percy

567
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:47,639
Lex arvid

568
00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:48,639
lamp

569
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:49,639
lamp

570
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:50,639
oh you're a fan

571
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,639
of those

572
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:52,639
naming devices

573
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,639
to remember things

574
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:54,639
I gotta remember shit

575
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:55,639
somehow at my age

576
00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:56,639
you clearly show signs

577
00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:57,679
I don't want to go

578
00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:58,679
I'm sensing some degradation

579
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,679
where are you going?

580
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:02,679
well you were

581
00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:03,679
do you

582
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:04,679
do you know

583
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:05,679
uzumaki

584
00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:06,679
uzumaki

585
00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:08,679
gesundheit

586
00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:09,679
hey hey hey

587
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,679
hey hey

588
00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:11,679
I'm glad they hired you

589
00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:13,679
yeah

590
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:15,679
yeah uzumaki sounds familiar

591
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:17,679
I'm pretty sure I heard of him

592
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:18,679
oh

593
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:20,679
I think

594
00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:21,679
they recommended

595
00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:23,679
you

596
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:24,679
we need to

597
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:27,679
get

598
00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:28,679
somewhere

599
00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:29,679
dangerous

600
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,679
and

601
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:32,679
you would be

602
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,679
the best

603
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,679
guides

604
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:35,679
to get us there

605
00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:36,679
that's right

606
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:38,679
you hear that flanks

607
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:40,679
we're the best guides

608
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:41,679
to get them there

609
00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:43,679
that's right

610
00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:44,679
between the two of us

611
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:45,679
and flanks

612
00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:46,679
like turns around

613
00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:48,679
and completely like

614
00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:50,679
whacks an elbow

615
00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:51,679
into the stand

616
00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:52,679
of pamphlets

617
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:53,679
and or brochures

618
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:54,679
he doesn't know

619
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,679
oh my

620
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,720
and we'll get you there

621
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,720
no problem

622
00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,720
no no

623
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,720
do you need a hand with that

624
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,720
I got this

625
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,720
we are looking for

626
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,720
the best guides

627
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720
to enter the underdark

628
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,720
surreptitiously

629
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,720
yeah that's a

630
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,720
big word

631
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,720
on snakes

632
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,720
sneakily

633
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720
yeah we just want to sneak in

634
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,720
unnoticed

635
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,720
we just want to

636
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,720
is that

637
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,720
something that you do here at

638
00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:25,759
take me away

639
00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:27,759
flanks

640
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:29,759
is that something we do here

641
00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:31,759
ah yes sir

642
00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:33,759
you're damn right it is

643
00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:34,759
the customers always right

644
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:35,759
damn straight flanks

645
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:36,759
you're learning quick

646
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:38,759
just in time to be my replacement

647
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:39,759
can you imagine

648
00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:41,759
finishing off

649
00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:42,759
your next

650
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:43,759
35 to 45

651
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,759
years of employment

652
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:47,759
at this great establishment

653
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:48,759
where we are the best guides

654
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:50,759
to take people to the underdark

655
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,759
surreptitiously

656
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,759
as I've learned the word recently

657
00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:54,799
absolutely

658
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:56,799
and I will

659
00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:57,799
surreptitiously

660
00:14:58,799 --> 00:14:59,799
execute

661
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:01,799
my job

662
00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:03,799
that's what I'm talking about

663
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:04,799
that's the fucking

664
00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:05,799
that's the moxie right there

665
00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:06,799
thank you sir

666
00:15:06,799 --> 00:15:07,799
do you have your supplies

667
00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:08,799
or are we going to have to

668
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:09,799
supply supplies

669
00:15:10,799 --> 00:15:11,799
provide supplies

670
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:13,799
that doesn't fucking matter

671
00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:14,799
do you need shit

672
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:15,799
I can give you surprise supplies

673
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:17,799
we can surprise you with supplies

674
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,799
do you want the surprise supplies package

675
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:21,799
it's an extra 150

676
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:22,799
that's gold

677
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,840
what comes

678
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,840
in the supplies

679
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,840
this is taking a turn

680
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,840
what comes in the surprise

681
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840
now come here

682
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,840
I'll tell you

683
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840
real close

684
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,840
oh Arvid is close

685
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840
if I told you it wouldn't be

686
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840
a fucking surprise now would it

687
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,840
so

688
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,840
when would the surprise be

689
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,840
revealed

690
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,840
when you need it most

691
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,840
oh

692
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,840
oh well then in that case

693
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840
absolutely

694
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,840
do we need one

695
00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:52,879
surprise supplies

696
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:54,879
one each

697
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:56,879
or one for all of us

698
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:58,879
flanks

699
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:01,879
I think there's a group discount

700
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,879
yeah

701
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:05,879
great I do love a group

702
00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:07,879
now there's a group discount

703
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:09,879
I think that's called a group on

704
00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:11,879
what are you getting on

705
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:13,879
in years we got to get going

706
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:15,879
me too let's go

707
00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:17,879
fair enough

708
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:19,879
I'll go get the surprise supplies

709
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:20,919
yeah good

710
00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:22,919
we see a montage of flanks and japes

711
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:24,919
just piling things into

712
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:27,919
four different crates

713
00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:29,919
and what

714
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:31,919
what's the surprise supplies

715
00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:32,919
I don't know how big this is

716
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,919
are we taking a carriage

717
00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:38,919
yes

718
00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:39,919
sure

719
00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:40,919
I don't know how to get there

720
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:42,919
obviously

721
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:44,919
it's okay flanks doesn't need

722
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:46,919
that's fair enough

723
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:47,919
flanks knows what's up

724
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:48,919
why am I asking questions

725
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:50,919
I'll do the favor of start

726
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:52,919
curating the list of what actually

727
00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:54,919
comes in the surprise supplies

728
00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:56,919
oh please do

729
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:58,919
I will add to that list

730
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:00,919
and putting them into these crates

731
00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:02,919
and then piling them into

732
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:04,920
this like

733
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,920
roped together

734
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920
sack

735
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,920
and then japes

736
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,920
puts the shoulder straps

737
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920
onto flanks

738
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,920
so flanks is carrying these

739
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920
four surprise supplies crates

740
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:20,920
hey Lex

741
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920
do you think that

742
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920
everybody's surprise supplies

743
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920
package is different

744
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:28,920
based on their personality

745
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,920
or do you think it's like

746
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920
just a generic one for everybody

747
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,920
well I would hope they put

748
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,920
some personal touches

749
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,920
in there obviously

750
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,920
the surprise supplies that I

751
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,920
require would be very different

752
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920
than the surprise supplies

753
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920
that you or Margaret or Arvid

754
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,920
would require

755
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920
so you wouldn't want to

756
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920
you wouldn't want to double up

757
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,920
the surprise supplies

758
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920
with your own standard supplies

759
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,920
did you two need to leave a sign

760
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,920
at the business or

761
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920
not much people can do

762
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920
if we're not there

763
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,920
so they can go in

764
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,920
there's not anything to steal there

765
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:10,920
well there's the pamphlets

766
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,920
we can just print out new ones

767
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,920
yeah it just takes me a long time

768
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,920
to write them out

769
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,920
flanks would you like

770
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960
could carry

771
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
some of that

772
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,960
weight if you like

773
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,960
oh

774
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:27,960
I'm alright

775
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960
we're only like

776
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,960
10 feet away from the shop

777
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:33,960
and it's part of the

778
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,960
package deal that

779
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,960
this is a full service

780
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,960
I got it

781
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960
yeah you're not going to

782
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
carry shit

783
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960
the orchestral music

784
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,960
rises

785
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,960
as

786
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960
this group

787
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960
enters down into the tunnel

788
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960
leading down into the underdark

789
00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960
and as you enter the underdark

790
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,960
we see scenes of you

791
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,960
walking through

792
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,960
and the deeper you get

793
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:07,960
the more alien it becomes

794
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960
at first it's just

795
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,960
tunnels and caverns

796
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,960
with slicked moss

797
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:15,960
but as you go

798
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,960
more things become

799
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,960
plants and

800
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,960
we see you walking through

801
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,960
one of these fields

802
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,960
and

803
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960
spores

804
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,960
begin to shoot up

805
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960
out of some of these plants

806
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:33,960
oh those are good ones

807
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960
you breathe them in

808
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960
and get your lungs all ready

809
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,960
for what you're about to encounter

810
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,960
you get a little bit of the essence of the place

811
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,960
it really brings you into it

812
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,960
you should try it

813
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,960
we cut ahead

814
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960
and

815
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,960
and we're all unconscious on the ground

816
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,960
covered in spores

817
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,960
that's how I like to play this game

818
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,960
everybody make a

819
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
constitution saving throw

820
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960
with

821
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
yeah fuck it

822
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
with disadvantage

823
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
let's make it fun

824
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
I got a nine

825
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
and also I don't have stats

826
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,960
I got a two

827
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,960
we're doing great Kyle

828
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,960
we're killing this thing

829
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
15

830
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960
would this be a harmful gas or vapor

831
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960
I mean probably

832
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960
then 28

833
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,960
that's with disadvantage

834
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,960
what the hell

835
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960
I get advantage so it cancels out

836
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,960
if it's a harmful gas or vapor

837
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960
so five of you

838
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,960
are huddled together

839
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,960
with this luminescent mushroom

840
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:42,960
between you

841
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Margaret you're looking over the scene

842
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,960
as you are all

843
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
tripping

844
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
the most balls

845
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
the walls around you

846
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
appear to be melting

847
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
the ground beneath you

848
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
is like quicksand

849
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
or like waves

850
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
that you're seated upon

851
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
you hear sounds

852
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
often into the distance

853
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
of scurrying creatures

854
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
yes you can

855
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
you can see better now

856
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
the lights

857
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I can taste the lights

858
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Arvid

859
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
yeah

860
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Arvid

861
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
this reminds me of that one time

862
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
that you and I

863
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
you know

864
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
back in

865
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Barcelona

866
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
no you've been to Barcelona

867
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
we have a package for that too

868
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
no no I think it was Ibiza

869
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
we got one for that

870
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
of course

871
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
if I hold my hand

872
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
I know that we can

873
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
that's my hand

874
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
oh terribly sorry

875
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
I mean unless you would also like

876
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
to hold hands

877
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
in which case Arvid

878
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
I could give you my other hand

879
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
yeah because there are people

880
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
of more than one hand mostly

881
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
my hands are melting

882
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
most of the time

883
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Margaret

884
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
you hear

885
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
down a tunnel

886
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
end of

887
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
scurrying footsteps

888
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
it sounds like

889
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
it could be multiple creatures

890
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
you can't place

891
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
the size or the weight

892
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
based on what you can hear

893
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
I'm going to bend down

894
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
in the middle of the group

895
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
and break off the glowing mushroom

896
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
and try to like leave the group away

897
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
using it

898
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
get them into a place where

899
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
we can hide from whatever is coming

900
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
somehow Margaret became

901
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Margaret for the group

902
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
make a stealth roll

903
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
no

904
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
I do have disadvantage on that

905
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
10

906
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
oh because of

907
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
heavy armor

908
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
and I will also say because I'm

909
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
holding a big blow

910
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
my children who are tripping balls

911
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
okay

912
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
everybody begins to follow the mushroom

913
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
it's moving now

914
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
I like that it's smiling at me

915
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Percy is

916
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
catch it

917
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
I'll get it

918
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
he's nowhere close to it

919
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
everybody's screaming running behind you

920
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
trying to catch the mushroom

921
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
is this what you wanted

922
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
this is exactly what I wanted

923
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
and coming out of the tunnel

924
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Margaret you see gnolls

925
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
begin to come out

926
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
they have

927
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
a couple of them are carrying spears

928
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
and they're not armed

929
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
but they have them on their person

930
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
and they come out

931
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
and they immediately are like

932
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
sniffing around at the air

933
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
and see you

934
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
and begin charging towards you

935
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I'm gonna drop the mushroom

936
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
and get my sword and shield out

937
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
puppies

938
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
so we'll say there are four

939
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
at this time

940
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
I'm gonna need everybody to focus up

941
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
real fast

942
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
I'm gonna name this tunnel Margaret

943
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
and then we'll popcorn through

944
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
and see

945
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
four

946
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
that's a four

947
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
same z's

948
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
I got a five

949
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
because I also rolled a four but I have plus one

950
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
I rolled a two

951
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
I just rolled a straight four

952
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
because I don't have stats

953
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
I got a 20

954
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
so Margaret you're up

955
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
first

956
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
I can roll for you

957
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
yes

958
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
he wants to kill us he can't let you roll for him

959
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
yep

960
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
there are four gnolls charging towards you Margaret

961
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
you've dropped the mushroom

962
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
your band of Mary

963
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
idiots

964
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
have all crowded around it

965
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
and are huddled on the ground behind you

966
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
to keep warm

967
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
and he's rubbing his hands together

968
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
and putting them to the mushroom like it's a fire

969
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
I'm gonna wait for them to run up

970
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
and hit the first one that arrives

971
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
okay yeah they're charging towards you

972
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
you're holding your action until they reach within range

973
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
and they do so

974
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
swing away

975
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
26 for the first one

976
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
and that is six points of bludgeoning damage

977
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
it's running at you full tilt

978
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
and is pulling its spear out

979
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
and you swing and clobber it in the head

980
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
and it sends its spiraling off into the sun

981
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
23 to hit

982
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
eight damage

983
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
and your last attack

984
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
28

985
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
that's mushroom

986
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
and six damage

987
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
so I imagine them just running in a straight line

988
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
and Margaret's really just swinging the mace left to right

989
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
knocking them aside

990
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
yeah exactly

991
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
this last one charges towards you

992
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
in the last in line

993
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
a little nervous

994
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
with a look of panic

995
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
I don't know why

996
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
but it's going to swing at you

997
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
with its spear

998
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
that's going to be an 18

999
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
that does not hit

1000
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
glints off your armor as it just barrels into you

1001
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
make a strength saving throw

1002
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
27

1003
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
ever since I switched to rolling on D&D Beyond

1004
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
it's incredible

1005
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
you're one strong broad oh my god

1006
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
it's true

1007
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
reminder for listeners or if this is your first episode

1008
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
why is this your first episode

1009
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
why

1010
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
what an interesting place to start

1011
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I mean you're more than welcome to start here

1012
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
it's a wild choice

1013
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
would you give Margaret a description there once more

1014
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
yes Margaret

1015
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
just basically imagine a rough and tumble version

1016
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
of the late great Betty White

1017
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
she's very short

1018
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
she is in her late 70s

1019
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
she has a large shield

1020
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
with a giant eye on it

1021
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
and a glowing mace

1022
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
and she is a monster hunter

1023
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
and Kyle had no idea

1024
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
and now his character is just so into it

1025
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
I know right

1026
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
waggling those big gray eyebrows at me

1027
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
you know it

1028
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
like a caterpillar looking your way

1029
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
just doing the wave

1030
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
with that Jaypes you're going to be up next

1031
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
damn

1032
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Jaypes rummages in

1033
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
oh I'm not Jaypes

1034
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Jaypes rustles through the surprise package

1035
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
busts out a vial of perfume

1036
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
runs up to the no-go surprise motherfucker

1037
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
and sprays the perfume in his eyes

1038
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
con save

1039
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
that's a seven

1040
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
the knoll is now blinded

1041
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
that's right didn't expect that one did you

1042
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I spritz myself a little bit

1043
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
that was a surprise and a good smell on you

1044
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
and exactly when you needed it

1045
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
it's peony

1046
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Jaypes you have been down to the underdark a lot

1047
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
so you

1048
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
although you are in it

1049
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
you can kind of shake off

1050
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
the effects of the spores

1051
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
everybody else I'm going to need you to make a

1052
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
con saving throw in order to

1053
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
tear your gaze

1054
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
from the mushroom at disadvantage

1055
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
on your turn

1056
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
that is a 17 for me Russ

1057
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
okay you managed to tear your eyes away

1058
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
and you look and instead of knolls

1059
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
you see these weird bat winged

1060
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
like melting creatures

1061
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
that are being batted away

1062
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
by Margaret

1063
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
well in that case I am

1064
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
even more fervently going to swing my dagger

1065
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
at these things because they're terrifying

1066
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
go for it

1067
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
describe your attack

1068
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
yeah so Perseus

1069
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
takes his dagger of venom

1070
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
and kind of lunges towards this weird like

1071
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
bat wing giant creature

1072
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
and tries to slash at the wings

1073
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
because obviously he doesn't want it

1074
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
flying because that would be

1075
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
utterly terrifying in this situation

1076
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
you slash at the wings of the knoll

1077
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
and everybody else sees Perseus

1078
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
get up from this mushroom

1079
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
and fly through the air

1080
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
screaming give me a scream Perseus

1081
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
and lunge with this dagger of venom

1082
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
towards what he sees as wings

1083
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
and fly through the air

1084
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
and flop down on his face

1085
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
did I get it?

1086
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
yeah Lex we'll throw it to Lex

1087
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
19

1088
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
okay you managed to tear your vision away

1089
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
you see

1090
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Lex you see these mud people

1091
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
like they're

1092
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
kind of glooping

1093
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
they're all kind of moving down around the ground

1094
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
because Margaret's been batting them around

1095
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
you see Perseus

1096
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
fly through the air

1097
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
with wings in your vision

1098
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
takes flight

1099
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
and then comes and lands back down on the ground

1100
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
and Perseus says you actually hit the ground

1101
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
there's like this plume of more spores

1102
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
things become briefly clearer for you Perseus

1103
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
but we don't know that quite yet

1104
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
you

1105
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
they're very dirty and

1106
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
gross and I think

1107
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I'm going to try to approach

1108
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
the glooping mud monsters

1109
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
I maybe would approach with a hand axe

1110
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
because I think they're much shorter than me right

1111
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
they're like low lying so I'd be hitting down

1112
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
so I've got three attacks

1113
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
that is a 14, a 16, and a 19

1114
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
the 16 and the 19 will hit

1115
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
a 16

1116
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
you charge towards and begin hacking

1117
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
at this mud person

1118
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
as you step closer and move more towards where Perseus was

1119
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
they're all kind of in a similar proximity

1120
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
you are cutting into this mud monster

1121
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
and it becomes clearer that this is a gnoll

1122
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
that you're slashing down into

1123
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
as the mud splashing back up at you turns into blood

1124
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
that splatters across your face

1125
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
well I thought the mud was pretty gross but

1126
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
the blood right in the

1127
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I think got some in my mouth

1128
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
it's pretty gross

1129
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
little one what are you up to?

1130
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
con minus 12

1131
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
you're staring at the mushroom

1132
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:27,000
well I mean I'm learning the universe's secrets

1133
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I've enrolled in that one

1134
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,000
you can see beyond the colors

1135
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000
you can see deep within your own soul

1136
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
you can see the edges of the universe

1137
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Margaret you hear more movement from down the tunnel

1138
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
like a pack of these gnolls rushing down

1139
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Perseus and Lex you are coming too

1140
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Japes you are

1141
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
I mean you're stoned but you're with it

1142
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
you know what's happening

1143
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Flanks and Arvid are

1144
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
are seeing everything

1145
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
but nothing at the same time

1146
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Sir is there a tunnel you could lead us to or

1147
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
somewhere

1148
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
to avoid more fighting

1149
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
they're a little

1150
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
ooh

1151
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
is there a ghost in here too?

1152
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
yes there is

1153
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
gnolls begin to pour out of the tunnel now

1154
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
there's dozens of them following in behind

1155
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
screaming cackles and hollers

1156
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
yee no goo yee no goo yee no goo

1157
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
you know a way through here

1158
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
lead the way and Margaret kind of stands with her shield out

1159
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
trying to guard the flank

1160
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
the mysteries of the universe will have to wait from now

1161
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
we need to go

1162
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
bring the universe

1163
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
I actually just grab it and I'm like follow me

1164
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000
and I start just like heading in the opposite direction of the gnolls

1165
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Margaret holding everything back

1166
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
everybody tears forward as you are being surrounded from all sides by these gnolls

1167
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
we're going to cut ahead everybody make a dexterity saving throw

1168
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
it's an eight

1169
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
seventeen

1170
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
seventeen

1171
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I won

1172
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
I only yeah fourteen sure

1173
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
eleven

1174
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
we cut to a tunnel it's quiet

1175
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:42,000
there's Lex Margaret Flanks and Arvid are huddled around a corner

1176
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,000
the two of them Arvid and Flanks are slowly coming back to now that they're around this corner

1177
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Japes and Perseus are not part of this group though

1178
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
they got torn away from the from the the mass of you

1179
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000
and carried away by these gnolls

1180
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,000
as this as this horde of them is just tearing down this tunnel

1181
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
we hear this thing the thunderous shaking of them moving down

1182
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
I'm about to retire you just leave me and put me down

1183
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
you you smell dirty you need soap I got soap

1184
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I'll save you Japes

1185
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
that's fading off into the distance what do the four of you do

1186
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
well we have to go get Perseus

1187
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000
and and Japes of course because he is one of our guides so

1188
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I mean he did once tell me that when his time had come I would know

1189
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
sorry

1190
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,000
you hear the echoes of Japes saying Flanks this isn't my time

1191
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I would know deep in my heart

1192
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I haven't signed off on your promotion

1193
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
never mind we have to save him

1194
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
you're right we probably should

1195
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
the person who gave us their names

1196
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Uzumaki

1197
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
yep Margaret starts to head down the tunnel

1198
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
if we're going to get them we've got to go fast

1199
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
remind me next time we see him to put a boot up Uzumaki's ass

1200
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
who is Uzumaki

1201
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
don't worry dear

1202
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
this is the middle

1203
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
yeah I feel like that's pretty Bill Shatner

1204
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I thought you were going for Rod Serling from the Twilight Zone

1205
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000
oh no I 100% thought William Shatner rocket man like 100%

1206
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000
well that's how you know it's a good impression when two people think it's one thing and two people think it's another thing

1207
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
33% of the people

1208
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
does it count when one of those people is also the other person who did it

1209
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:52,000
yeah well I mean if one person locks into it because that person is thinking about that character doing it that's good right

1210
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
sure yeah you can be Bill Shatner

1211
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I think what we've established is that Russ is really good at impressions

1212
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
the man's been to space

1213
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
how many Bill Shatners can say that they've been to space

1214
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I mean probably just the one

1215
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
just the one

1216
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000
there's got to be many Billiams or William Shatners out there

1217
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
I would assume there's more Billiams than Williams

1218
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Billiams

1219
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
I would hope so

1220
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
what kind of world are we in where there's not that many Billiams

1221
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I mean there might be a billion Billiams

1222
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
you know where we don't have any Billiams

1223
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
oh thank you Amy I was like how do we get out of this Billiams

1224
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
it's on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast

1225
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
no

1226
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
we always did it

1227
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
you were so hesitant in that you got it right but then you second guessed yourself

1228
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I know well I'm always like dumb dragons cast

1229
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
yeah

1230
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
anyway we don't have any Billiams over there but if you're a Billiam and listening please like come join us

1231
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
because I think that every list of names needs a Billiam in it now

1232
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
that's true

1233
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000
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00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
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so at the $5 tier and up in one to two business days after you sign up you will receive it

1238
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
and I say that only because it's a bit of a manual process right now

1239
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
and we're working through some things

1240
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
it's brand spanking new

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00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
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1242
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
rolling out the tech

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00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
but we're doing it for you

1244
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
press all the buttons and like there's levers and like a hydraulic tube

1245
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
there's a pulley system

1246
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
you gotta get the straw to pull the ads out manually as they're going down

1247
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
it's pretty crazy

1248
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I don't know why we did it this way and not like some weird tech automation way

1249
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
that probably would have been easier

1250
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
maybe next time

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00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
we like our indie cred

1252
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000
everybody who's signed up for it already is very thankful and enjoying it

1253
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
so they say in the discord

1254
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
and we can only take them for their word

1255
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
why would they lie to us?

1256
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
they wouldn't I don't think

1257
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
why? they wouldn't

1258
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I don't think they would

1259
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
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00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000
you can get the ad free feed as well as all that great great bonus content that we put up there

1261
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
so many things happening right now

1262
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
and a live show at the end of the month

1263
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
try to yell at us

1264
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
March 30th

1265
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
coming in hot

1266
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
it's not their fault

1267
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
they didn't

1268
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
they didn't forget

1269
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
we're sorry for Russ yelling at you

1270
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
but there is gonna

1271
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
you didn't forget

1272
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
so if you're not a patron and you want to see that live show

1273
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
become a patron before March 30th

1274
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
then you can come

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00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
and then you can see that live show

1276
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
yeah

1277
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
all the details are at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

1278
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
okay get back to the episode now

1279
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
think about that live show

1280
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
stop yelling though

1281
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
it's gonna be great

1282
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
and if you don't Russ is gonna keep yelling at you

1283
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
he's gonna keep yelling

1284
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
it's gonna happen anyways

1285
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
okay thanks everybody

1286
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
bye

1287
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
one more quick thing

1288
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
we just found a new stream that I'm really digging

1289
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they're a lot of fun

1290
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1291
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got a promo for you right here

1292
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check them out on their YouTube channel

1293
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
link is down in the description to take you right there

1294
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okay the promo

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1296
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1304
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join our crew as we navigate through daring adventures

1305
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almost to match the sound of each one of the coins

1306
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falling into the water

1307
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
the storm booms

1308
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
and booms

1309
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
gets closer and closer

1310
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
as the last one makes its way in

1311
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
there's a strike of lightning

1312
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
are you

1313
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
kidding me?

1314
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
heartfelt moments

1315
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
it's a feather

1316
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
for my hat

1317
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
you bought this for me?

1318
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
yeah

1319
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
this is the nicest thing

1320
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
anyone's ever done for me

1321
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
and chaos

1322
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Andy!

1323
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Andy come back!

1324
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
there was too much chaos

1325
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
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1326
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
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1327
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
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1328
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
we flash ahead

1329
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
the four of you

1330
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
have followed the main group

1331
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
of these gnolls

1332
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
staying back a little bit

1333
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
so as not to be seen

1334
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
but enter into this

1335
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
large chamber

1336
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
that is surrounded by these gnolls

1337
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
and in the middle there's this flaming pit

1338
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
and

1339
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Japes and Perseus have been strung up

1340
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
high above it

1341
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
and are being slowly lowered into it

1342
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
the crowd around

1343
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
is chanting

1344
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
yee no goo

1345
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
yee no goo

1346
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
they don't like goo

1347
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
so if you have

1348
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
goo on you

1349
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I suggest you remove it

1350
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
if we're gonna be diplomatic

1351
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
uh Russ

1352
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
I have the observant

1353
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
feet so

1354
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I can

1355
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
yeah I can see their mouths speaking

1356
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
no I'm wrong

1357
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
never mind just kidding

1358
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I pro don't speak that language

1359
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
unless they're speaking primordial

1360
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
in which case I do

1361
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
and then you have to tell me what they're saying

1362
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
they're speaking gnoll

1363
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
basic gnolls

1364
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
am I right guys?

1365
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
everybody can make a

1366
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
history or a religion check

1367
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
everybody?

1368
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
well I mean

1369
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
sure you can make a religion check

1370
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
if you want to there Japes

1371
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
it's not gonna help you I don't think

1372
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
that's a solid 10

1373
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
you're good

1374
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I know about religion

1375
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
16 for history

1376
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
all of you as you're

1377
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
listening and you're hearing through

1378
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
it's sticking

1379
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
with you now yee no goo is the

1380
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
gnoll god

1381
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
the chaotic evil gnoll god

1382
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
that they are chanting

1383
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
and clearly

1384
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
attempting a sacrifice to

1385
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
um

1386
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I think this might be like one of those

1387
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
ritual sacrifice

1388
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
things you know

1389
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
to the pit of fire

1390
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I quite like I mean if you think

1391
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
about it it's not

1392
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
it's a really like I mean we have

1393
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
to get them back obviously but

1394
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
what a way to go am I right?

1395
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
just the adventure of it all

1396
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
we cut up to Perseus and Japes

1397
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
who are tied back to back being lowered

1398
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
over this fire pit

1399
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
nothing like a good sweat huh?

1400
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
yeah was this part of your

1401
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
was this the surprise

1402
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
supplies cause we could maybe

1403
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
use that right now oh if I could get my

1404
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
surprise supplies you wouldn't even

1405
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
know what would happen to all of these

1406
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
gnolls you would all

1407
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
die

1408
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I mean that sounds pretty cool but I don't have

1409
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
them so I can't do anything about it hope we make it

1410
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
through Flanks is definitely sitting over there

1411
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
with the surprise supplies but I wonder

1412
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
wonder what I should do

1413
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
how many is the rest like

1414
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
dozens like we're just

1415
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
there's a lot yeah no yeah

1416
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
it's an open chamber large pit

1417
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
it's like

1418
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
like gladiator the

1419
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
crowd is

1420
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
moving like it's own solid

1421
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
entity there yeah

1422
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
well we have to get

1423
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Perseus back

1424
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
any suggestions?

1425
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
if I cut them down you think you

1426
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
can catch them? yes

1427
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
but how do we get we're gonna need a distraction

1428
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
yes I got you

1429
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
distraction cut them down

1430
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I'll catch them perfect

1431
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
you got something in that box that can

1432
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
distract them I sure do

1433
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Flanks like kinda half like

1434
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
to his waist dives into this

1435
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
box and there's a struggle

1436
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
and you

1437
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
hear clucking

1438
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
and um

1439
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
it's all

1440
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
tracking so far

1441
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
and what he pulls out

1442
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
is an abyssal chicken

1443
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
and hurls it into the

1444
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
into the crowd and as he does

1445
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
it grows to its full size

1446
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
which I do believe is larger than your

1447
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
standard chicken

1448
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
well that that was a surprise

1449
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
okay you're throwing it into the

1450
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
crowd yeah

1451
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
great uh love it

1452
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I'm here for it the surprise is that was supposed

1453
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
to be our dinner

1454
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
so an abyssal chicken is a

1455
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
tiny fiend

1456
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
um okay but

1457
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
as I pull it out it grows to

1458
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
slightly larger than a chicken

1459
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
okay yep absolutely

1460
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
100%

1461
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
slightly larger than a normal chicken

1462
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I didn't learn anything from D&D live

1463
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
I thought these were bigger things

1464
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I think at one point I rode

1465
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
one of these so I'm confused

1466
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
maybe it was like a honey and I shrunk the kids

1467
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
situation

1468
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
so you throw it expecting it to grow

1469
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
in size and it lands

1470
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
in the crowd and tumbles down

1471
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
and you hear like this

1472
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
as it's

1473
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
consumed

1474
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
by the gnolls

1475
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
shit okay hold on

1476
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
did I just hear clucky

1477
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
I told them not to name it

1478
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
do you ever have anything a little bigger

1479
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I don't

1480
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
maybe something that explodes

1481
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
or um okay

1482
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
and he starts pulling things

1483
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
out of the surprise

1484
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
supplies

1485
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
comes out with an abacus

1486
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
some

1487
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
a jester's outfit

1488
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
a couple iron

1489
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
pots

1490
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
shovel

1491
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
weird ass looking bag

1492
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
a few chicken eggs

1493
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
um

1494
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
a bottle of glue

1495
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
did you scroll through the whole list

1496
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
yeah I did

1497
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
no there's a few secrets left in there

1498
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
well okay

1499
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
what about the old fashion kind

1500
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
this is okay

1501
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
yeah I can do this I got this

1502
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
go save the day

1503
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
and he runs out

1504
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
with his

1505
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
daggers drawn and goes

1506
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
hey ass wipes

1507
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
and then

1508
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
just kind of

1509
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
all the gnolls stop chanting

1510
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
and turn to look at

1511
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
flanks every single one

1512
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
in the room

1513
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
alright now

1514
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
did I have your attention

1515
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
and from behind him he pulls

1516
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
out pamphlets

1517
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
anyone need a vacation

1518
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
you hear cackling like

1519
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
jackal cackling like this is the scene in lion

1520
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
king where the hyenas are following

1521
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Simba like they're licking their lips

1522
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
and like uh moving back

1523
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
and forth trying to get in behind you

1524
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
so that you can't run away I definitely

1525
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
keep my back to the wall

1526
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
I start throwing pamphlets at them

1527
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
ah

1528
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
abitha

1529
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
everybody's attention in the room is on flanks

1530
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
who has been backed to a wall

1531
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
by the way I've described it

1532
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
hundreds of gnolls

1533
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Margaret, Lex, and Arvid

1534
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
what do you do

1535
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I'm gonna try to like I'm gonna sign

1536
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
to Perseus

1537
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
and japes to like get themselves

1538
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
swinging cause they're over a big fire right

1539
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
so that they can get like

1540
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
clear of the fire

1541
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
it's getting crispy on the toes at this point

1542
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
yeah um

1543
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
because you know Margaret and I had already

1544
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
made a plan about

1545
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
that so if they can get clear of the fire

1546
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
then I am a big strong

1547
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
made of many people man

1548
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
ready to catch him

1549
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
the two of you make a

1550
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
an athletics or an acrobatics roll

1551
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
that's a ten

1552
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
first one was a

1553
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
nineteen but I have disadvantage

1554
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
so why do you have

1555
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
disadvantage also

1556
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
armor

1557
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
I don't know it's just it's what's on my character

1558
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
sheet so I'm gonna go with it great love it

1559
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
my second roll was a nat

1560
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
twenty so I guess we'll go with the nineteen

1561
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
nineteen's still good

1562
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
so japes begins

1563
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
kicking back and forth but Perseus

1564
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
you manage to catch the momentum

1565
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
we begin rocking back and forth

1566
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
over this flame

1567
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Margaret you're doing the shooting

1568
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Lex is doing the catching if I recall

1569
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
yeah and also

1570
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
scanning for like the exits to this room

1571
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
so that once I catch them we

1572
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
can like scoot

1573
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
okay you hear cackling over in the

1574
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
corner and like blade sharpening

1575
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
as they're moving closer and closer

1576
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
to flanks

1577
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
the swinging the momentum

1578
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
gets to be such that

1579
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
you can Margaret

1580
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
if you take a shot you feel that they

1581
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
would be clear of the fire

1582
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
okay I'll give it a try

1583
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
well it went and it went in

1584
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
eight

1585
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
which could be better

1586
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I am going to use

1587
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
one of my superiority

1588
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
dice to see if I can make this

1589
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
a little better okay

1590
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
fifteen

1591
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
is on the one

1592
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
moon walked across

1593
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
my page on the one then flipped to the seven

1594
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
okay

1595
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
fifteen is much better than eight

1596
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
it

1597
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
looses and you don't feel

1598
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
confident about it as you're doing it

1599
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
the eight but then

1600
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
you correct it just at that last moment

1601
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
and it whistles through the air

1602
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
and connects with the rope

1603
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
and you see it splinter

1604
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
and then it swings back

1605
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
and then they swing back once more

1606
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
and it snaps and

1607
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
releases them

1608
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
make a dexterity saving throw japes

1609
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
and perseus

1610
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
seventeen that's a five

1611
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
you're really carrying this whole

1612
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
thing there Tom

1613
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
the two of them you see them falling

1614
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
they're tied together

1615
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
can I attempt to do something to

1616
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
break our fall

1617
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
you're falling you're tied together

1618
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
the rope is kind of unraveling or

1619
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
loosening because of the tension

1620
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
lost what do you want to do

1621
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
I have a wondrous

1622
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
item

1623
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
well I guess it's not wondrous but it's

1624
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
magical it's an animated shield

1625
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
and it

1626
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
will leap into the air and hover in my

1627
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
space to protect me as if I'm wielding it

1628
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
can I put it under our feet

1629
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
to try to break our fall

1630
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
yes you can where is Lex

1631
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
because you were moving to

1632
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
collect the people

1633
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
yes

1634
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
love it

1635
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
I wasn't sure if we were really like on

1636
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
target for that or not

1637
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
where is we'll say that

1638
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
they're on the side that you wanted to be

1639
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
on because I said they

1640
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
released when Margaret shot or

1641
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
clicked and then went back and then

1642
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
released so where are you positioned

1643
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
perseus you

1644
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
I feel like this is still happening you don't

1645
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
know what's happening around you with the spinning and

1646
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
velocity so that's that's totally cool

1647
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I think if I see

1648
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
the shield like I've

1649
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
been with perseus for a long time so I

1650
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
get what is happening

1651
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
maybe because we're best buds

1652
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
so I can I mean

1653
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
you know honestly it's probably easier to try

1654
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
and catch the shield

1655
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
than two wiggling

1656
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
creatures so

1657
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
james is writhing around

1658
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
yeah

1659
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
even if I just break their fall

1660
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
that's still going to

1661
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
make it an athletics

1662
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
no a strength saving throw is probably the

1663
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
best for this because

1664
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
it could be squishy

1665
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
26

1666
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I'm real strong

1667
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
I mean an old man and

1668
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
a halfling who

1669
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
once was a rat

1670
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
probably not

1671
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
super heavy

1672
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
shield comes flying down and connects

1673
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
and you like you grab it

1674
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
out of the air and it

1675
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
knocks you back like into a seated

1676
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
position but you manage to

1677
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
slow their their descent

1678
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
and nobody breaks any bones

1679
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
as they as they

1680
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
come down Margaret your

1681
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
closest to

1682
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
I guess Arvid's there too

1683
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Arvid's still tripping balls probably

1684
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
he probably has one of those

1685
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
mushrooms in his pocket he's just like

1686
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
well

1687
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
well Margaret we should

1688
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
help help

1689
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
help

1690
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
the kobold

1691
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
I could

1692
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
go on I could

1693
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
you could what

1694
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
he rolls up his sleeves

1695
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
and begins

1696
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
drawing runes in the sky and like

1697
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
illumination begins to occur

1698
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
and like this

1699
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
this eruption of

1700
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
light and heat and flame

1701
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
blasts down

1702
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
on the main body of this

1703
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
this mass of gnolls

1704
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
who we look at we

1705
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
zoom in on on

1706
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
flanks and like

1707
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I don't know if kobold sweat but like sweat

1708
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
is pouring down your face as

1709
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
like these things are like right like

1710
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
getting ready to kobold so yeah

1711
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
getting ready to skewer you

1712
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
and your pimply teenage kobold

1713
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
ass

1714
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
this explosion happens behind

1715
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
them shooting this main

1716
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
mass of all of these gnolls off into

1717
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
the side giving you just the

1718
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
briefest moment to bolt

1719
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
through them

1720
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
make a dex

1721
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
check or an acrobatics

1722
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
it doesn't matter

1723
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
just go dex because it's a

1724
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
monster step

1725
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
it's like closing in

1726
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
behind you as they're collecting themselves

1727
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
and running behind and all of you begin to tear off

1728
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Lex you found an alternate exit

1729
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
and we see all of you

1730
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
quickly run off

1731
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
and being chased by this group of gnolls

1732
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
who bottlenecks through this small tunnel

1733
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2

1734
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
episode 115

1735
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
starring Carla Max dead as Lex

1736
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Tom Laird as Perseus

1737
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Amy More as Flanks

1738
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
with Kyle Claset as Japes

1739
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Rev Deshane as Margaret Brodcloak

1740
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
and Russ More as your dungeon master

1741
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
editing, production and sound design by Russ More

1742
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
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1743
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bullet point number one

1763
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sexy goblin

1764
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
question mark?

1765
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
question mark?

1766
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
are they taking us to the abyss Russ?

1767
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under dark

1768
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ok that's what I thought

1769
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
and I thought I dreamed it

1770
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this isn't a real thing

1771
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
so many dark terrible

1772
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places we can go in this world

1773
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
we're gonna go under them

1774
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Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons

1775
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production